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Five.
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you. Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing. Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i I
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Are you an angel? Because I might have died and gone to Heaven.
Woman: Well then, I must have died and went to Hell. Man: I love you.
Woman: I don't. Man: If a woman offered me a million dollars to make love to her I wouldn't because I am faithful to you.
Woman: I would take anything just to get away from you. Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Ehehe enjoy, guys! (:
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