Hi why is everyone making ranting/deep posts today? I literally saw no 'this was my day today!' posts. It's like some Blogger-spread depression. So I would like this time to say.
I LOVE YOU! :D
Teehee that is all. (:
“Here’s my philosophy on dating. It’s important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y’know, turns you on… And it’s really, really important that these three people don’t know each other.”
"IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends: 1. The guy is gay 2. The guy does not find you attractive 3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder"
Hi why is everyone making ranting/deep posts today? I literally saw no 'this was my day today!' posts. It's like some Blogger-spread depression. So I would like this time to say.
I LOVE YOU! :D
Teehee that is all. (:
“Here’s my philosophy on dating. It’s important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y’know, turns you on… And it’s really, really important that these three people don’t know each other.”
"IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends: 1. The guy is gay 2. The guy does not find you attractive 3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder"
Impress me. Sing along to Bon Jovi and Muse with me. Watch Lion King until your eyes hurt. Laugh at all my jokes. Buy me striped clothing on my birthday! Learn to love my Mickey. (: Memorize my phone number, and memorize it RIGHT. Buy me CD albums for my birthday/Christmas/anything! Never tell me you want to watch me swim. Get me Vitamin Water when I'm stressed. (: Tell me your life story. I'll tell you mine.